Squirreling

The act of putting your hands out in-front of you like a squirrel and making a puppy dog face

"Hey, stop squirreling! It'll be okay!"

by COOKIESQUIRREL November 8, 2014

squirrel

Any cop too stupid to realize that no one calls them pigs anymore because that's old news. If you find yourself in the situation needing to alert others that the squirrels are comin' to get you, you may distract them with the relatively new term, and also some neighborhood dogs as well if you're lucky.

Squirrel!! Put that shit out!!! Run Dammit!!!

by whoever_you_want_me_to_be December 17, 2009

squirrel

seemingly harmless rodents who are planning world domination, they hold secret meetings in tree's and are hynotizing Bush (even though he's a jackass already) and telling him to blow things up.

The invasion of Iraq

by God November 19, 2003

squirrel

Verb To give the qualities of a squirrel to.

Verb Make drunk and buck ass wild

Those jager bombs oughta squirrel us up real good

by Mow-Ree June 29, 2004

Squirrel

A small (and annoying) land rodent, found mainly in the oxford falls bush land. A constant pest that has had several attempts to exterminate with no success. Tends to follow people and larger animals in hopes of scraps and attention. Attempts to avoid often prove futile with threats of violence being to complex for its lower order brain. The best bet is to bribe it into leaving.
Should also note, it has an odd fetish for rocks

Damn it Squirrel is following us again!

by Micky-P April 15, 2006

squirrel

A game where guys wrestle and try to get the opponents nuts.

I bet I can beat you at a game of "squirrel"

by slvrsqrl August 2, 2004

squirrel

A hyper-active little man that is always alert and anxious.

Dave chill out you squirrel. If you don't relax I'll beat your ass.

by willbilly712 March 20, 2008