squirelly ho

A female that lies, perpetrates, or portrays something she is not. She always talks shit when you're not around then when you are around she kisses your ass. She has whore tendicies and will fuck anyone. Has intentions to do u wrong and is always in denial when confronted for being a squirelly ho. Squirelly Ho's are opnly good for parlayin. But warning...these ho's are very scandalous and should be approached with caution! Chronic Action.

"I was fuckin this chick the other night. Come to find out she was bangin my cousin, his two boys, the mailman, the dopeman, the po-po, the school janitor and the lady that works at 7-11. Fuck that squirelly ho."

by Michael Boy n Wana Dogg April 29, 2008

Murphy Squirts

When you shart your pants and it drips down your leg!

I had the Murphy Squirts and my wife had to bring me new underwear to work.

by Giffinator May 31, 2011

squares

Perfectly regular rectangles (yeah, they are rectangles); the equilateral triangle of the rectangle world.

"Wow, shapes with all four sides and interior angles the same?! They must be squares!"

by Sez January 8, 2004

Squares

Squares are stolen bank details and credit cards

Person1:Aye bro u got any squares for man
Person2:Na bro not till Saturday

by MkTheFirst January 8, 2019

Jack-off Squire

A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.

I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!

by USAF Cadet June 4, 2021

squire

A squire is a word used when you can't remember, or don't want to use someone's proper name.

Morning squire, are we winning today?
G'day squire, how are you going today?

by brentjigga August 11, 2012

squirell

A word originated from cave creek az by the brea group, referd to as either an insult, common nickname, and or pretaining to a form of odness.

dude tom theyer is a duche bag, ya he is such a a squirell.

by cavecreekrecker April 18, 2011