sheef

When one shits at the same time as ripping a queef.

Fuck man, Rachel just sheefed all over Brad's carpet.

by semi-imbalanced triumphant May 20, 2005

Squeef

Noun

1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.

2. A voluntary queef.

"Whenever Joanne is around another woman she doesn't like, she stands next to them and squeefs."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Sqeen

A work used to say ok.

also someone or something e.g sqeenus.

"What are you doing?
Nothing,
Oh sqeen"

OR

"Dont be such a sqeenus."

by Willz. November 2, 2008

Sneef

The act of sneezing and queefing simultaneously.

I was sitting on my porch outside when all of a sudden I let out a sneef.

by livelafluv88 April 15, 2015

Squeef

Squeef - Sum of squeak + queef; transitively synonymous of "queak." A squeaky higher pitched effervescent queef of a frothy mixure of lube and vastly oppressed air pressure escaping from vagina or anus with a Doppler affect growing louder reaching its peak then winding down to a still as fluid and fizz subdue.

Squeef used as a verb - Cytheria is so virgin-tight, she will squeef after pumping her full of air with all the imperative lube to penetrate her.

Squeef used as a noun - Conservative Republican politicians squeef as they filibuster factual information.

by Stoopidbiznotches January 6, 2016

squeef

for a female or post-op transsexual to harbor a pocket of air in the vaginal canal and release said air while simultaneously sneezing. the force of opposing pressures may cause all said air to expel.

Susans allergies were flaring up whilst switching from doggy to missionary causing her to squeef.

by boogie666 August 29, 2018

Seef

1. An abbreviation of Josephus (Josephus Flavius Jewish historian and mathematician, born AD 37)

2. All round clever person

3. A real bro - see Brosephus

Wow - how did he know that? He is a real Seef!

Well, he is no Einstein but he is a real Seef

Dude, relax, you can depend on him - he is a real Seef

by Sergeant Asparagus February 3, 2010