spooner

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!

by devilboy December 28, 2005

Spoonerisms

Coined from the late great Do-Shua Jick-Sun III, a term that relates to any anecdote or act performed by an individual who continues to pursue or pester an individual. The acts tend to be related to feelings of unrequited love, wherein the individual would exert extreme or obsessive behaviour towards an uninterested in individual.

Robin: Uh oh, he asked me to go on cam again and to flash my gooch :(

Josh: Yet another one of his crazy Spoonerisms right that. Sorry to hear this.

Dan: LULZ.

by Snorlax's Friend Sposhjewnar May 30, 2010

spooferfish

A heterosexual person

You can't be gay with Spooferfish

by Pat December 26, 2003

willy spooner

a funny ass name created by ME. It sounds like "will he spoon her" quite hilarious

i named my son willy spooner for shits and gigs.

by Lisppy McLisperson1 August 16, 2011

spooners

josh and vinny (see spooning)

I think Josh and Vinny are a couple of spooners.

by concernedmom December 5, 2004

the spooner

when you pop out your girlfriends glass eye with a rusty spoon and fuck her scull through her eye socket

dont lip off to me bitch or i"ll give you that spooner!!!

by ugly food that stinks May 15, 2003

spooze

when a person is soooo wasted that he/she poops and pukes at the same time...all substances being released all at once

last week lawrence whittle spoozed like crazy in his pants and on his girlfriend giula pelizari while they were advancing to home plate in O'reilly's bathroom in brussels

by Renold Oppenheimer January 25, 2005