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Master splinter

A person who looks like a rat, but with the training of the Karate. So in essence Master Splinter is just a Ninja Rat Boy
Ahh! Master Splinter you have honoured us with your presence.
by Maverick October 13, 2003
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splinter cell

Another term for a splinter cell is a type of cell (aka : militia-type group) that is seperated into an, often secret, location.

Splinter Cell is the name of a kickass game from Tom Clancy (even though there is a claim that he had no relation whatsoever to its development), brought to us by Ubisoft. Sam Fisher is a splinter cell, working overseas by himself, but equipped with technology that lets his buddies in the US government pinpoint his every location and every doing.
"Being monitored 24-7 sounds like hell actually."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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sling leg

To sling leg is just another word for having sex.

-Made popular by Satelite radio dj's Lex and Terry.
Guy one: "Dude, I cheated on my girlfriend last night."

Guy two: "Why?!"

Guy one: "Dude, cause she won't sling leg, like, ever!"
by Bob Sagot III January 10, 2009
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spline

The object which Maxis likes to reticulate.
1: "What are you reticulating, dude?"
2: "My favorite dish-- Splines!"
by Airwalker October 2, 2003
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Splinter

splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.
"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."
by captchichi April 16, 2010
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Splinter Pussy

Splinter Pussy was a common condition among women in the early 1800's. Housewives, tired from long laborious hours of getting men sandwiches from the kitchen, often relieved their tension through the use of a cleverly shaped rolling pin. However, these culinary tools were often made of wood and usually resulted in the condition known as Splinter Pussy.

Prolonged and undiagnosed cases of Splinter Pussy would often lead to Driftwood Vagina, another common ailment at the time.
Fred was unable to pull out because of the barbs in Selma's splinter pussy.
by Jang Huen November 19, 2010
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Shling

Did you see Randy swinging his shling around at the party last night?
by blackmulan June 20, 2015
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