socom spider

When a spider repels down from your ceiling on single thread in front of your face much like what you do SOCOM.

A socom spider repelled down in front of my sister when she was on the computer, scared her shitless. A great moment in my life.

by BECKDADDY June 13, 2008

Motorcycle Spider-Man

From a missionary position, just before climax, the male stands up on the bed, performs a backflip, ejaculates into his hand, throws it on the ceiling, and lands on his feet.

Hey, have you heard of the Motorcycle Spider-Man?

by Urge2Splurge October 1, 2016

spider-man

the best motherfucking person ever. practically my fucking idol. kicks everyone's ass.

Spider-man will own you all.

by anonymous September 26, 2004

Butt Spider

a hair-filled piece of ass lint

Who put this fucking butt spider on my pillow!?

by Tango Golf July 7, 2008

nope spider

A spider so terrifying that all you can do when you see it is back away saying, "Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope."

*Dude enters room*
*Dude sees a nope spider*
*Dude backs out of the room*
Saying: "Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope."

by HelloWorld123 March 29, 2014

Spider island

The act of placing a spider on your bell end while in the bath creating an "island" . The spider will run around on the end of your penis creating a stimulating effect. best results occur with the more hairy specimens.

"dude u seen any house spiders about ? i wanna spider island tonight "

by BONESy August 20, 2013

spider under the table

This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.

From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":

"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."

by Telephony August 29, 2014