A woman or gay man that cruises the backstage area in search of giving oral gradification to any and all willing and able bodied persons
by twistednick December 28, 2009
person A:omg have you felt shazreen sperm?
person B:no why?
person A:cause like he gave me a fucking creampie last night im gonna give birth 😫
person B:no why?
person A:cause like he gave me a fucking creampie last night im gonna give birth 😫
by blxckscruls February 10, 2022
Killer sperm is the sperm that comes out at the start and end of an ejaculation. It's purpose is to kill other mens sperm that could still be inside the pussy.
by wormzz August 12, 2009
When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.
Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020
a sperm pet is honestly just a child its a teen slang word used to say they want a kid, referring to a child as a sperm pet is a way to make a funny joke about raising children.
vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
by amos@xkhl0 July 21, 2022
Named for Michael Phelps, these are the fastest swimming sperm, therefore the first to fertilize he egg, but were definitely smoking something.
Chance: "I blew it when I told her I wanted to stick my thumb in her butt."
Jared: "Your dad must've had some Phelps Sperm, cause you're half-retarded.
Jared: "Your dad must've had some Phelps Sperm, cause you're half-retarded.
by x-hotsauce-x December 16, 2010
This is typically done with three or more people. When a guy cums after having sex, he will typically ejaculate into one person's mouth. After he is done, the person with all the semen will give some to the other person and typically make out with each other so the semen is exchanged.
Male: I'm gonna cum!
Female 1: Cum in my mouth for me! Mmmm, it tastes so good!
Female 2: I want some too! Why not do a sperm swap?
* Exchanges semen *
Female 2: You're right, it does taste good!
Female 1: Cum in my mouth for me! Mmmm, it tastes so good!
Female 2: I want some too! Why not do a sperm swap?
* Exchanges semen *
Female 2: You're right, it does taste good!
by SLAY3R 30 February 19, 2016