Sperm Facial, using a man's load of hot semen to tighten your pores.
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
Sally," You skin looks so good, what do you use on it?"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"
Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"
Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"
by The only Baby Girl October 9, 2013
Get the sperm facial mug.When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.
Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020
Get the sperm slap mug.Named for Michael Phelps, these are the fastest swimming sperm, therefore the first to fertilize he egg, but were definitely smoking something.
Chance: "I blew it when I told her I wanted to stick my thumb in her butt."
Jared: "Your dad must've had some Phelps Sperm, cause you're half-retarded.
Jared: "Your dad must've had some Phelps Sperm, cause you're half-retarded.
by x-hotsauce-x December 17, 2010
Get the Phelps Sperm mug.Killer sperm is the sperm that comes out at the start and end of an ejaculation. It's purpose is to kill other mens sperm that could still be inside the pussy.
by wormzz August 12, 2009
Get the killer sperm mug.This is typically done with three or more people. When a guy cums after having sex, he will typically ejaculate into one person's mouth. After he is done, the person with all the semen will give some to the other person and typically make out with each other so the semen is exchanged.
Male: I'm gonna cum!
Female 1: Cum in my mouth for me! Mmmm, it tastes so good!
Female 2: I want some too! Why not do a sperm swap?
* Exchanges semen *
Female 2: You're right, it does taste good!
Female 1: Cum in my mouth for me! Mmmm, it tastes so good!
Female 2: I want some too! Why not do a sperm swap?
* Exchanges semen *
Female 2: You're right, it does taste good!
by SLAY3R 30 September 7, 2016
Get the sperm swap mug.Pre-Ejaculation
1. Having came so many times during sex, you feel the orgasm, but no cum, comes out.
"Dude I banged her so long and came so many times, I was shooting out dust."
2. The Pre-Ejaculatory sperm during sex. This sperm gets a female pregnant during unprotected sex, even if the male pulls out.
"But I pulled out!" "Have you ever heard of pre-cumming?"
Guess he should have wore a condom or had sex with a woman on birth control.
3. A small amount of ejaculation from a boner without touching one's self.
"She was so hot, I got a boner and I felt wet in my boxers"
"This one chick was so hot I had a stain in my jeans."
1. Having came so many times during sex, you feel the orgasm, but no cum, comes out.
"Dude I banged her so long and came so many times, I was shooting out dust."
2. The Pre-Ejaculatory sperm during sex. This sperm gets a female pregnant during unprotected sex, even if the male pulls out.
"But I pulled out!" "Have you ever heard of pre-cumming?"
Guess he should have wore a condom or had sex with a woman on birth control.
3. A small amount of ejaculation from a boner without touching one's self.
"She was so hot, I got a boner and I felt wet in my boxers"
"This one chick was so hot I had a stain in my jeans."
"Ghost Sperm!" This is the explanation of pre-ejaculation. Pre-ejaculation is nothing more than "Ghost Sperm." Well, can create a baby, but these sperms were ghosts to you.
by P00FZER0 July 14, 2014
Get the ghost sperm mug.The result of not pulling out, being too drunk too care, or failed birth control will end up with a personal financial and emotional weight for eighteen years. Usually making it impossible to go and do anything normal adults want to do.
by President McDevitt January 15, 2018
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