Spencer

Dispenser. What does he dispense? Awkward situations. A strange & scrawny mf. Can't talk to people. Wacks himself to a picture of a girls hand. Gets turned on by about everything. Lives in his basement and doesn't see what's the problem with it. Had his life saved by a suspicious old man when he was 9 and that's the last physical contact he hasn't had to force. Smells like a gym bag. Generally just a fucking stinky guy. Will never ever be like his older sister- too weird and socially awkward.

Spencer: Hgh... I love... love... LOVE crime novels...
Iris: i will beat you to death

by AAAAGGGGHHH August 22, 2019

Spencer

A fat lazy millennial from Smyrna Tennessee with man boobs with a butt-ugly girlfriend who scams and lies to unsuspecting individuals.

Don't be a Spencer.

by Scammed one to many times September 22, 2019

Spencer

A gay motherfucker, who pretends to be high when he walks in to class. Absolute gay nigga

That guy is really gay he must be a spencer

by Hey der September 30, 2019

SPENCER

lazy small fat

how did you get out of you hospital cell Spencer

spencer who let you out of hell

by bigdadd999 November 1, 2019

Spencer

Just a really astro type of physicist and a dashingly handsome taco daddy who loves a good food delivery.

Wow, my food got here so fast, it must have been delivered by a Spencer.

by Merileo November 1, 2019

Spencer

Spencer is a man that loves cheese and goes by cheese man

Spencer hey cheese

by Wingmage November 7, 2019

Spencer

Cheese man

Spencer is a cheese man

by Wingmage November 7, 2019