A guy from Texas who has a tiny dick. Really. It will make you sad. But not to fear, you will hear him coming. He sings bad opera really really loud and thinks he is talented. He is also super tall too. But don't confuse that with hot. That's not true. He has no muscle mass to speak of+flab. He also lies and is rude and inconsiderate. He likes to hurt peoples friends and never EVER say sorry because he is a big baby who can't own up. AKA: not a real man. He also has no muscle mass to speak of. Don't tolerate his crap and you will have a long healthy, happy life.
Cory: "Oh, my god. There was this guy at the store who wouldn't stop asking me 'how I was doing'. He also said the sky was green and told me I could lose some weight. I said it hurt my feelings and instead of saying sorry he asked me if I wanted to fuck."
Marcy: "What a Spencer."
Cory: "How did you know his name."
Marcy: "There's really only one person that could be babe."
Marcy: "What a Spencer."
Cory: "How did you know his name."
Marcy: "There's really only one person that could be babe."
by Marcyloves<3 January 14, 2012
Is white has blond hair has blue eyes is wearing a black under armor shirt wears jeans and has yellow shoes and likes to suck dick and gets really mad
Spencer Larson
by Largus December 03, 2013
A weird kid in every high school who sports long dark hair. He tends to believe he is a ladies man but never can get a date. He is weirdly obsessed with Rick and Morty and is almost a skater boy but lacks a skateboard. Very obsessed with guitar but is only a mediocre player. They live off energy drinks and have a superiority complex. He makes most likely is slightly racist and hides it behind memes he posts on his shitty meme account. No one really actually likes him.
by Garbagelover23 August 11, 2017
Spencer is a red faced rotten tomato. He has a great girlfriend, but he doesn’t deserve her. She is caring and kind. Unlike him. He runs away every time you try to talk to him. I’m telling you, don’t date this Spencer guy, you’ll regret it. He mentioned my little chihuahua after she died in a not very kind way. He also made a racist joke about me.
by Curly Hair for Life April 16, 2020
Spencer Reid is a BAU, FBI agent of the hit TV CBS show, Criminal Minds. Spencer Reid is a brown-headed genuis who graduated college at 13/14 and is one of the brightest, most handsome men you will ever see. He so far, is in all 12 seasons of Criminal Minds and hopefully will be in season 13 as well. He's very sweet and fairly innocent but sassy at his best.
"He's really smart. He must be a Spencer Reid!"
"Hey. Did you see the new Episode with Spencer reid last night?"
"Hey. Did you see the new Episode with Spencer reid last night?"
by MGGReid April 02, 2017
spencer reid the hottest man alive
by farahn September 19, 2020
spencer reid is the hottest man alive
spencer reid is the hottest man alive
by farahn September 19, 2020