sober eskimo

some term used in alskan firedragon that was claimed to be an urban legend. not a single person is really sure what a sober eskimo is, but if you see one, let me know.

after last night drinking episode, "eskimo willie" woke up a very hungover, but rather sober eskimo.

by skiendog July 7, 2006

Sober Person

A Sober Person is a person who has gotten sober and has developed a vanilla, flavorless personality; often "finding God" as well. Most Sober People share very similar personalities.

Family reunions are awkward now that uncle Tom went to rehab and became a sober person.

by coining it January 13, 2021

Sober Soldier

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.

Bro heading out to an acid party with mona can you be my sober soldier?

sure bro!

by PMOSLICE December 16, 2009

Sober Munchies

2. Experiencing a random extreme hunger, while being completely sober. Usually occurs in the middle of the night.

*all-nighter of homeworks*
-Ah mannnn, Got me a case of the sober munchies brb
-k
-ummm numnumnummm.

by RockstarYoshi March 4, 2013

The Sober Game

When you are under the influence of narcotics and become forced into a situation where it is expected or necessary to act normal you must play "the sober game". During "the sober game" you must consciously attempt to appear sober despite the influence of the drugs and/or alcohol that are currently affecting your state of mind.

1) -"Wow, it's already midnight? I have to get home and I'm still pretty fucked up."
-"Will your parents be waiting up for you again?"
-"I hope not, but it's alright, I'll just play the sober game, I'm a pro at this point."

2) -"Dude, pass me the blunt."
-"Yeah, that's potent stuff bro... Oh shit! Are those lights behind us?!"
-"Damn, those are the cops dude, what are we going to do?"
-"Fuck, all we can do is buck up and play the sober game."

by Papa Wumbo the dirtiest uncle January 27, 2014

Sober as a brick

When you are totally, 100% without a doubt sober.

"Hey, you good?"
"Yep, sober as a brick"

by Tallb0i August 15, 2019

Sober-drinker

An individual with an extremely high tolerance for alcohol consumption

Johnson is such a sober-drinker, he never seems to get drunk no matter how much he has to drink.

by j.k.o_b January 24, 2020