A ninja who has the skills equal to or greater than that of Chuck Norris. Can kick anybody's ass with just his pinky finger. Also has a super sense of smell, hearing, sight, balance, and agility.
Man, i was walking down the street the other day and I came across a Saliot. I looked at him the wrong way and he smashed my face into the pavement.
by Funnyman77 October 22, 2011
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A versatile word used for description, "salimonious" can can mean anything you need it to mean-- good, bad, or ugly.
A versatile word used for description, "salimonious" can can mean anything you need it to mean-- good, bad, or ugly.
1)"Your mom was acting all salimonious toward me last month. We'll be having a baby soon."
2)"Fuck those salimonious bastards. They'll get theirs."
3)"I feel pretty salimonious today, but how is that different from any other day?"
2)"Fuck those salimonious bastards. They'll get theirs."
3)"I feel pretty salimonious today, but how is that different from any other day?"
by GlassAdam December 9, 2008
Get the salimonious mug.An individual who engages in a ritualistic-type daily routine that involves arriving home for the day, heating up a salisbury steak TV dinner, placing the piping hot meal on a TV tray in front of the television, and viewing adult pornographic films in solitude while completing the salisbury steak dinner at his leisure.
Glu Gleywart: Hey Toquevatt, did you see the newspaper article about that creepy stalker who has been lurking around in the neighborhood?
Toquevatt: Yeah Kimbo, that guy is a Salisbury Salami Slayer if I've ever seen one.
Toquevatt: Yeah Kimbo, that guy is a Salisbury Salami Slayer if I've ever seen one.
by Mama Schultz April 24, 2009
Get the Salisbury Salami Slayer mug.The age-old Tetris technique of continuously rotating and moving your piece so that it hooks on a ledge and starts near the top again, used to prolong the gaming experience so that the other player loses by natural causes.
John had no actual skill so he just Salisbury shuffled until the other player lost from sheer exhaustion.
by Not 1337FEET February 26, 2011
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2 oz Rye Whiskey
2 oz Ginger Beer (Bundaberg)
2 Dashes Angostura Bitters
Possible garnish: Lemon twist
2 oz Rye Whiskey
2 oz Ginger Beer (Bundaberg)
2 Dashes Angostura Bitters
Possible garnish: Lemon twist
Bartender I'm slightly better than the bros at this bar and I'd like to assert my superiority by ordering a new drink that kills shit with classic ingredients... Especially because most bartenders haven't heard of it and it makes my dick 2x as pineapple flavored. I'll take a Salinger Cocktail.
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