Alabama Snapper

“Brother, I’m pissing fire today. It must’ve been that Alabama Snapper!”

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sphincter snapper

A particularly large chode, one that poses a health hazard when attempting to backdoor.

OMG Kate tried to do the deed with Travis last night, but it turns out he has a sphincter snapper! She is still in the hospital.

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Someone who only snapchats you at night.

Ugh, he is such a Night Snapper! He only snapchats me after 8pm.

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When you have to crap so bad the head of the turd is poking out like a turtle and pressing against your cotton briefs.

Man I gotta find a bathroom I got a big ole cotton snapper chewing a hole in my underwear.

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A girl who has a shitty vagina and carrys around the clap.

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When the guy is giving anal the girl clenches her ass cheeks and turns on bro her back while the guy stays straight snapping his penis in half

“Bro what happened to your penis are you trans or something”
“Nahhhhh I tried the penis snapper”

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Middle aged bar whore who prays on younger males at the town tavern.

The Midwestern pink bar snapper is know to become more aggressive in it seduction attempts around 1:15 AM.

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