Cum-smuggler

when a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina and the woman leaves it there all day.

Tristan: Dude did you hear about what Laurena did!

Anna: No what happened?

Tristan: Last night I creampied her and then she pulled her panties up and kept it there all day!

Anna: Woah! She's a cum-smuggler!

by DaddyDickLicker January 28, 2018

the somalian smuggler

The act of inserting your finger into the anus of a woman, while she is in the reverse cowgirl position. Invented at the june bug boogie by a drunk biker.

Bro, if she is a keeper, turn her around, slide a finger in her chilly ring while she cowgirls. That's the Somalian smuggler. That's how to work that booty.

by Lil fox July 3, 2017

bone-smuggler

A male homosexual.

The New York Post got into a lot of trouble recently with a story insinuating that ex-Dodgers pitcher Sandy Koufax might be a bone-smuggler.

by Anthony Brancato April 21, 2003

plum smuggler

Tight shorts in general on males. So tight that testicles are bulging in the crotch. It gives the appearance as if the wearer is smuggling plums in his shorts. Hence the name "Plum smugglers". These shorts are often worn by American tourists abroad.

"Damn, how can you fit your balls in those plum smugglers?"

American tourists usually wear the plum smugglers with a pair of birkenstocks (sometimes worn with socks).

Lt. Dangle from the show Reno 911 integrated the plum smugglers into his uniform.

by DizzleOC April 10, 2008

smuggle puff

a person that is blazed out of their mind, that has been gettin high on that good shit, dro, haze, etc.

on the phone
me (pick up): Waattsssuupppp.. HEHEHEHE.. im highhhh
jeff: ight, hey Smuggle Puff

by chanteah February 23, 2006

Smuggler's Run

This is what a male does after nailing a slumpbuster in order to not get caught and made fun of. Where women must do the "walk of shame", men go on the "smuggler's run" in order to not be seen by others.

We know he got a slumpbuster last night. We caught him getting ready to do the smuggler's run coming out of her house.

by J-Rax April 8, 2008

Smuggle Flosh

A very cheesy sensation of cheese pringles.
Only the beast kids actually know of smuggle flosh

Boy: Can I have some smuggle flosh
Girl: What is that?!
Boy: I can't believe you don't know what smuggle flosh is, I guess your not as cool as I thought

by NewYorkMouse August 2, 2010