SloopingjohnB

A guy who licks shit out of another guys ass <esp sailors>

That Rodrigues man! He was with Paulos last night man! SloopingjohnB!

by Yeah Right July 18, 2003

Scoomp

To chug a beverage usually a beer

Bills friends chanted scoomp as he tried to finish his beer.

by Dunnnster November 3, 2008

Sloop

1. The space between the start of your butt crack to the butthole.

2. Opposite the gooch; the butt crack's gooch

Man, I itched my sloop and it stank real bad.

by doodooking13 June 28, 2012

Slomp

Scientific name for a group of cats

The neighborhood slomp was terrorizing the milk man, trying to steal his dairy goodness.

by Squanchy2 October 3, 2017

Slomp

Noun: A highly trained sloppy Flomper in sloth-like Flomping.

Verb: To act out a Flomping action in a sloppy and methodically lazy or slow fashion.

Adjective: Slow and sloth-like flomping characteristics.

Noun: “Oh man, that Potato is such a Slomper”

Verb: “ Gee-wiz, is she Slomping that task, again?”

Adjective: “They were Slomped beyond acceptable limits upon arrival”

by Flomp King January 15, 2021

Slomped

When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.

"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.

by I_uKe January 30, 2021

sloom

n. Possibly the greatest undiscovered band ever to grace the earth, playing everything you could ever ask for. Also maintain a healthy facebook. Perform some of the most unforgettable shows ever

I saw an electrifying SLOOM show last night.

by dasLumberjack June 16, 2011