Sky Tanking

Accidentally farting into a woman's vagina while space docking.

Oscar could have avoided sky tanking Fran if he didn't have that 5 layer burrito .

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by dAVIE k January 4, 2010

Sky Chipping

A defecation game. Each player climbs to the top of a bathroom stall, as high as they can go. Aiming carefully, try to get your crap to land in the toilet below. Hitting the rim is 1 point, getting the shit in the toilet is 2 points, and if the toilet water splashes back up and hits you, you get 10 points. If you like this, try Shit Hockey

We couldn't decide who would be the leader, so we had a sky chipping competition.

by The Herb and Company September 24, 2004

sky cake

"Sky cake" is a theorized heavenly confection promised to crude people in return for their overall better behavior. The actual dessert proposed to these people can vary; if two crude people discover that they were each promised different treats in the hereafter, they may attempt to destroy one another.

A metaphor for religion from Patton Oswalt's stand-up "My Weakness is Strong".

"You believe in sky baklava? No! No, I believe in sky cake! There can only be sky cake! RRRRRRRRRR"

"We've got countries blowing each other to smithereens over sky cake."

"Oh, sky cake. Why are you so delicious?"

by Walla Walla Washington August 23, 2009

Sky Sailing

Sky Sailing is Adam Young's OLD Pre-Owl City project. It consists of mainly laid-back and acoustic songs. It has recently been released to the public. Any Adam Young / Owl City fans should check this out!

Sky Sailing uses NO AUTO-TUNE! It doesn't sound like Owl City. It's much more beautiful.

Me: Oh, I love Adam Young's project, Sky Sailing. Its so relaxing.

Friend: Oh, I prefer his project, Owl City. The auto-tune makes him sound nice.

Friend 2: I think he sounds PERFECT either way!

by Smile4Music June 21, 2011

Sky Shit

The act of climbing the outside of the dividing wall of a public toilet and dropping a duece on an unsuspecting person who is also defocating. This can be dangerous and should be performed with a spotter to avoid injury and should also involve a hasty escape route.

see also Hot Carl Bomb

Garreth was walking through the airport when suddenly his legs cramped and lost all strength. He knew what was coming and it wouldn't be pretty. He hastened to the lavatory, quickly laid down the paper seat, and dropped his trousers. Before he actually made contact with the paper-protected plastic, liquid hot magma sprayed the back of the bowl. As his quivering hamstrings regained their control, Garreth felt relieved and reached for the toilet paper to begin his ascent from the public bowl, and thats when he saw it; a white pimply ass perched over the top of the stall. In pre-wiped frozen horror, he watched as the intruding ass released 12 inches of unholy fecal rope that splatted down onto his right knee. Damn it! If not for the pre-diarrhea leg cramp weakness, he would have been able to avoid this sky shit. On top of everything else, cleaning up his soiled leg took too much time and Garreth missed his connecting flight.

by A Child Without an Eye December 22, 2004

Sky is over

Awesome hit single by Serj Tankian (I know it's not a single but that's what I thought)

Everybody knows
Everybody knows
That you cradle the sun (sun)
Living in remorse
Sky is over

by ajfokaiwejtfoivjijonjweo4ajeip August 21, 2008

sky your water

also known as “airsip”, what normal people do when not wanting to put lips on waterbottle

Yo, can I sky your water?

by cjones7 December 4, 2018