siberian missile

When a person shoots a hard poop that gets pushed out releasing diarrhea that it was blocking.

“Hey man I just did a Siberian missile”

by SilentTeller July 17, 2022

Siberian Squeegee

When you ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and she pushes the semen down her belly and into her vagina after you leave the room.

I didn't know Dave had a kid. Yeah man, that ho Felicia trapped him using the Siberian Squeegee.

by IgotGOT July 30, 2022

siberian dumpling

When you put a frozen pudding pop up a girls butt then commence to eat it.

Did you hear that Jenny gave Thomas a Siberian dumpling!?

by Bigwengdang December 10, 2021

siberian strawberry pop

when you fuck yo girl on her period and pull out and she licks the blood of your dick

yo my girl a freak she gave me that Siberian strawberry pop

by your creepy uncle2 May 24, 2022

Siberian Dog Sled

A sexual act to demonstrate loyalty and power in which a large male (preferably Russian with shared characteristics of that of a bear) man spreads at the top of the bed while 8 elegant females (preferably with collars on) pose in doggy positions set up in a formation of that similar to a dog sled. The Male will then proceed to whip them with a material of his choice until he has had enough.

John: “did you see that man Siberian dog sledding yesterday?”

by Smegma Shooter April 2, 2022

Siberian Winter

A drop shot of 50/50 Rumple Minze and vodka dropped into half a glass of soda water with a dash of bitters. Created by an ethnically contrived bartender living in Bellingham Washington.

“Damn man that weird bartender from the Royal keeps trying to push Siberian Winters on my customers and nobody wants to drink that shit... it’s honestly getting kind of desperate”

by TheRoyalRusski April 28, 2021

Siberian Silly Puddy

For weeks on, nutting into a mason jar and collecting it until it is full. Then pouring it into a popsicle mold and setting it out in the snow to freeze. Once frozen, you stick it into a harry clitoris and let it defrost with the natural body warmth. Resulting in fertilization.

"James came into existence because his mom got the siberian silly puddy"

by JamesNewton January 31, 2025