shock-therapy

Using something powerfully persausive to bring someone to your side.

A smith and wesson is a great tool for shock-therapy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

shock site

A site that is created for offending/shocking or otherwise to gross out people with a repeating pornographic/gay porn/eating poop or other gross animation. Most shock sites does not contain bad words on its URL that will make people suspect that is a bad site. People send shock sites to their friends to trick them. The most common way is to say "free PowerPoint templates, go to www.pressurespot.com." Some sites redirects to shock sites, some viruses/JavaScript hijack your home page to a shock site. Meatspin is a shock site with full of links for other shock sites. There are also tubgirl, creampie, lemonparty.org.

I think shock sites are just funny so I sent the links to random people.

by SandaimeSpaceMan March 3, 2008

Berocca shock

The brief moment of panic when you do a bright orange piss having completely forgotten that you took a Berocca.

'I think my kidneys may have shut down. I had a lot to drink yesterday and my piss is bright yellow...'
'Don't panic, this sounds like a possible case of Berocca shock.'
'ah yes...'

by scarramanga October 6, 2009

Program Shock

The shock from transitioning from one program to another on a computer.

Usually applies to art programs such as Paint Tool Sai, GIMP, Photoshop, etc. etc.

Person A: Hey, is he alright?

Person B: Yeah, he's just pissed that we don't have GIMP, so he has to use MS Paint instead. Just a little program shock, that's all.

Person A: Ah, okay.

Person C: *fetal position*

by Claret the Radioactive Molerat November 23, 2011

Hillary shock

The thought of Hillary being President that scare you so much it puts you in shock.

The presidential debate with Hillary and Trump put me in Hillary shock.

by Secret mic secret November 8, 2017

toe shocked

the jamming of a big toe into a womans vagina and or butt hole

Hey Jacob?

Yea?

Guess what i did last night?

What?

I just toe shocked the fuck out of my girlfriend last night

hell yea!!

by toeshockman January 16, 2011

Speaker Shock

The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.

This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:

a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn

When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.

Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!

by stereo_world February 11, 2009