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shitwhale

1. A whale covered in shit.
2. A fat ass bitch at the slut who eats donuts all day and has a gunt touching the floor.
The shitwhale grabbed another donut at work today.
by Smelly Bastard December 9, 2004
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Ctrl + shift + qq

When the combination is pressed all sites that are blocked will be unblocked. This is especially useful for school computers .
I pressed ctrl + shift + qq and now i can do whatever i want on my computer.
by TotallyNotNatani March 2, 2022
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bitch shift

A ridiculously short shift that is in the middle of the day that kills any plans that you have.
Subway gave me a bitch shift from 6pm-8pm.
by Tom Bomb January 13, 2006
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shifty gerbil

when a man gently puts his teste into a females anus and the woman sucks it in and out creating a "shifty" noise and arouses the female to the point that she begins to make noises similar to that of a gerbil
dude that chick was bucknasty, she let me do the tony danza, arabian goggles, AND the shifty gerbil.
by lee brackett January 22, 2009
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shitwagon

A car in piss poor condition that not even a hobo would sleep in. Usually smells like the county landfill from it's previous owners' offspring spilling soda and crapping their pants in the backseats. Called a shitwagon because of it's similarity to what a farmer hauls fertilizer in.
Jim's car is a total shitwagon.
by DennisIsEvil October 7, 2006
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Birthday-shift

Verb- The practice of celebrating one’s birthday on a different day because that person’s actual birthday is not convenient for the party thrower(s).
John: Dude… Jane is going to be so pissed off when we celebrate her birthday on Friday instead of her real birthday date on Wednesday. Missy isn’t going to be here on Wednesday so she forced us to pull a Birthday-shift.
by Zeke489 May 6, 2009
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Double Shifting

The action you take when something online suprises you so much you find yourself hitting BOTH shift keys to type your response in caps.
When I found out the baby wasn't mine. I had was double shifting my facebook status updates.
by Nate Lavelle August 29, 2011
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