the shanks

The term that strippers can use to describe to their boss that they cannot come in because they have Diarrhea. I mean, seriously, who wants to see that?

Um, yeah Vinny this Bumper, I cannot come in tonight cause I got the shanks.

by Annette Llloyd August 13, 2007

Shank

Male - Masturbating whilst concurrently excreting. If timed correctly, a turtles head should appear simultaneously to expultrice.

"Bloody hell Pete, you've been gone ages"
"Yeah sorry mate, I was having a shank".

by sphinckle September 19, 2019

Shank

The act of stabbing a person or persons with shiv.

I shanked you.
Bob shanked the inmate in the prison.

by cmacbend August 6, 2014

Shanks

Shut up thanks said by the bitch in bogan pride

Shanks mate! Means shut up thanks

by Redbeard89 October 8, 2011

shanked

to pull one's pants down embarrisingly and unexpedly

My friend, Caroline got shanked by Cole at the soccer game.

by Caroline's BF November 8, 2005

shanks

a cool way of saying thanks.

person: hey, nice pet unicorn!
otherperson: shanks!

by sandapanda October 23, 2011

Shank

To cut or slice or a knife or slicing tool

Chevy Shank.
I'mma shank you, nigguh!

by Tak0 February 18, 2003