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Definitions by sphinckle

This is a a text expression that an imbecile uses, to express his/her displeasure or dissatisfaction, at a certain outcome or event. The use of this expression often causes far more irritance for the recipient, than the outcome or event ever did for the imbecile expressing their displeasure.
Johnny - "beers tonight mate?"
Ollie - FSSSS
Johnny - "Prick"
FSSSS by sphinckle December 3, 2020
Male - Masturbating whilst concurrently excreting. If timed correctly, a turtles head should appear simultaneously to expultrice.
"Bloody hell Pete, you've been gone ages"
"Yeah sorry mate, I was having a shank".
Shank by sphinckle September 19, 2019

Pickybum 

An individual who has a penchant for scratching his/her ring piece.
Often observed 'mining pictonite'
Ah, old pickybum, I see we meet again.
Pickybum by sphinckle September 16, 2019

Neggers Cheggers 

No, thats not happening.
Hey Chris, its your round. Neggers Cheggers, I'm skint mate.
Neggers Cheggers by sphinckle July 24, 2016