Shank

Male - Masturbating whilst concurrently excreting. If timed correctly, a turtles head should appear simultaneously to expultrice.

"Bloody hell Pete, you've been gone ages"
"Yeah sorry mate, I was having a shank".

by sphinckle September 19, 2019

Neggers Cheggers

No, thats not happening.

Hey Chris, its your round. Neggers Cheggers, I'm skint mate.

by sphinckle July 24, 2016

FSSSS

This is a a text expression that an imbecile uses, to express his/her displeasure or dissatisfaction, at a certain outcome or event. The use of this expression often causes far more irritance for the recipient, than the outcome or event ever did for the imbecile expressing their displeasure.

Johnny - "beers tonight mate?"
Ollie - FSSSS
Johnny - "Prick"

by sphinckle December 3, 2020

Pickybum

An individual who has a penchant for scratching his/her ring piece.
Often observed 'mining pictonite'

Ah, old pickybum, I see we meet again.

by sphinckle September 16, 2019