Immigration and Naturalization Service

(US GOVERNMENT) Former agency of the US government responsible for the enforcement of immigration law, and the processing of visa/permit requests. After the attacks of 11 September 2001, Congress passed a bill creating the Department of Homeland Security (DHS); the INS was split up into its enforcement functions (which became part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and its processing functions (Citizenship and Immigration Services, or CIS).

Prior to its dissolution in 2003, the INS was part of the Department of Justice. The CIS and ICE are both part of the DHS.

Because of its extraordinary power over the lives of millions of US nationals and residents, the Immigration and Naturalization Service gained lasting notoriety. Seven years after it was superseded by the CIS, most people associated visa regulations with the INS.

"Brother from Another Planet" was a brilliant parody of INS agent behavior.

by Primus Intra Pares June 17, 2010

chance to survive

You don't have it make your time.

The yhave no chance to survive make their time.

by dj gs68 August 2, 2003

Car Service

When someone provides the people in a car to smoke while they are relaxing and listening to music.

"I cant wait for the car service to i can relax my mind."

"The car service I had last night was terrible, especially when the music was terrible."

by JBell15 December 1, 2009

Survive and kill the killers with me

Survive and kill the killers with me is slang for lets have gay sex until one of them men dies of starvation.

Hey man, want to Survive and kill the killers with me?

Soon, but I am your brother!

by Miniverosa April 13, 2021

lip service

To say something just for the sake of something or someone else

The boy paid his father lip service but as usual went and did his own thing.

by Andrew Taylor May 15, 2004

Service Charge

The expectation of one's date, male or female, to receive an additional gift of monetary value for providing sexual favors during or after a date. A Service Charge occurs when money has already expended over the course of a date. For example, after an individual pays for an expensive dinner, concert tickets, or other dating event and his or her date expects an additional gift of monetary value after putting out during or after the date. For example, the expectation flowers, jewelry or other gift be provided the next day for his or her sexual performance.

Shanttai: Hey girlfriend! How was your date with Jerome last night?
Lisa: Oh it was great. He took me to dinner at Morton's and then the Bruno Mars concert!
Shanttai: Oh that sounds expensive!
Lisa: That was just the first part. I tagged his ass for a Service Charge.
Shanttai: So you put out too?
Lisa: Oh yea! He owe's big. I can barely walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode February 11, 2014

Public Service

Police use this term to refer to a telephone or phone call while speaking on their two-way radios.

Radio Traffic:

-"L57, can you give me a public service?"
-"Negative. My cell battery is dead."

by ilikewerds April 11, 2011