Selusionex

A delusional ex you want to auction to the lowest bidder.

Honey sugar my selusionex from Jersey City showed up this holiday season from the blue saying you must be so hard and wet for me; Forget I crushed you being a total loser and douchebag the last time I texted or that was fifteen years ago given time just moving forward with no two tones about it.

by ilacevoli December 9, 2018

Sudusir

Platonic loving way of calling Classy gentleman(Sir), who is an excellent friend and a go to guy for everything.

Mo money, mo problems.
Mo problems? you need a sudusir!

by ChickenMoSalah January 22, 2019

Scedusch

(Ske-doosh) A fragment of Caveman language that can literally mean anything. Like hi or something.

Hey did ypu watch that video where the caveman said scedusch? I think he said hi.

by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019

Seductively Cute

Seductively Cute is when someone is being Cute as a means to get a something from someone or to get a favour. Can be used for flirting or just to convince someone to do something they normally wouldn't.

Guy 1: "Why did you buy her so many drinks?"
Guy two: "She was sweet and cute."
Guy 3: "You just got played right there, mate. She was being seductively cute to everyone in hopes of someone paying for her."
Guy four: "Did you even get her number, man?"

by Caithlys August 27, 2019

semusa

A guy with one eye who’s 4’11

Guy: Omg is that a smaller version of ferry wap?
Me: No that’s just semusa

by Amoneyyyy October 18, 2020

Seduce'int

To seduce someone, but without sex

Person one: hey you have been flirting with me for a bit now, wanna have some fun?
Person two: im sorry, i just wanted to spend more time with you
Person one: didnt expect to be seduce'int today but okay! Sure! What do you want to do now?

by anonymous March 10, 2021

@seductivegodofthunder

Great ticktoker. Posts Marvel.

@seductivegodofthunder is great

by anonymous September 4, 2021