shared a single bed

A euphemism for sex

Ella and I ‘shared a single bed’ last night, if you know what I mean ;)

by aaaa18 October 8, 2018

super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo

This is truly a speciality, if you get this, you are truly lucky. While sucking a pp, the person sucking will use an ancient motion done as a combination of both hands and the mouth creating a vacuum seal, this will make you cum instantly. The person can then proceed to deepthroat turning both hands slightly in antagonistic motions, this works on everyone. Important note: If you bite during the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, you will ruin it, do not bite.

Yesterday she drained me, I think she hit me with the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, i just could not even last 2 seconds.

by icewallow_come October 2, 2020

Scared

A word that describes a feeling people get when they have been busted in serious crimes against not only the american people but myself ..I'm contacting federal agents to take over this matter and appointing a federal lawyer to handle the case ..good luck

Dont be scared jail isn't that bad

by Rollin thunder November 26, 2018

speared

to be fucked (for girls)

''That girl TOTALLY got speared last night.''

by hggges February 12, 2010

Navy Sealed

A three point shot by an NBA star such as Brian Scalabrine that is very far away and wins the game.

Comes from a long range snipe like the one shot to Osama Bin Laden head and to seal the game.

Announcer: Derrick Rose dribbles the ball, dishes it to Scalabrine, he shoots
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Announcer: It is in! Scalabrine just Navy Sealed it!

by Kingofthenorth16 June 29, 2011

scared toilet seat syndrome

medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.

The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"

by zeusking007 November 3, 2007

Shared Sacrifice

An excuse used by those who have more to take from those who have less.

Multi-national corporations, bankers, and politicians got us into this mess, but are asking Teachers, Nurses, Fire fighters, and Cops to make less money because we must make a shared sacrifice.

by salparadise March 18, 2011