Scrumbuled

noun.

the art of being very VERY confused.

When I entered class. I was quite Scrumbuled.

by Kyubu January 28, 2022

chicken scramble

And event that occurs annual at the Garfield County Fair in Washington State in which three chickens are released into a field of elementary-age children. The object of the event is to be the first kid to grab a chicken and bring it back to the judges. There are prizes for first second and third place, usually in the form of Sacajawea gold dollars.

You have never lived until you have seen first graders chasing chickens at the chicken scramble.

by almonds1934 June 10, 2012

Anaheim Scrambler

An Anaheim Scrambler involves getting a chick from behind (either hole) while wearing a Mickey Mouse hat. She has a raw egg in the chosen hole. When you finish up, she plops the goop in a frying pan and makes you breakfast.

Texas Chili Dog Cleaveland Steamer Alabama Hot Pocket

Dude One: Hey Dawg, you wanna hit up the Waffle House?
Dude Two: Naw Man, Tiffany made me an Anaheim Scrambler this morning.

by Todd Welles August 17, 2016

Tofu Scramble

A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."

Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.

**or**

When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.

by The Grimm Reaper May 30, 2018

Bum Scrumbling

When you are accidentally sitting on an item or object that someone else or yourself is looking for.

Friend 1: ‘Where is my phone!?’
Friend 2: ‘You’re bum scrumbling it!’

by LEDjelly March 20, 2019

Devil's Crumble

Sprinkling crusted dirt from beneath the foreskin on a vagina while masturbating, and ejaculating before performing cunnilingus.

Jim, did you shower before your date last night?

No way! I jerked off and covered her snatch in dick cheese, coated it with jizz, then ate the ol' Devil's Crumble!

by Lorge Bogey March 18, 2020

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The farmer's son is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020