scramplers

cocaine or lines of cocaine

ay wheres the scramplers at or scampler time

by porf chop pick it up March 16, 2008

scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)

Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!

by jesus burrito April 15, 2009

scroggled

A word used to describe eggs when they are cooked by the 'scrambling' method.

Todays Menu
Scroggled egg on toast with smoked salmon

by Cadsmum February 3, 2010

Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.

We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!

by tbergman July 13, 2011

Scrimpleton

A small piece of food.

1. The scrimpletons of cookies left at the bottom of the cup are always the best.
2. After Phillip finished his fried chicken, all that remained were the scrimpletons.

by JAC1989 May 15, 2011

Scrouped

Another word for 'screwed' which can be used in the same way.

'What happened to Mikhail?'
'He got scrouped and crashed'

by Ryssn April 2, 2017

Scrumbled

The act of eat tofu out of someone's asshole. Top priority in a vegan relationship!

I scrumbled her good last night to fight the urge of eating bacon!

by JuleusPeperwood September 14, 2017