schwinny

used in a child like voice to tell children to zip it or shush without sounding like an ass

children: laughing and talking out of place

Jimmy: holding his index finger to his thumb exclaimed schwinny

by ecjen November 4, 2011

Schwinger

An object in fast motion carrying high velocity that strikes another person and inflicts pain.

Marshall gave me a schwinger right to my beans!

by Rat Kraas August 7, 2018

Schwintergear

Type of gear you wear when you think it's cold outside but it's not.

I felt really dumb in my schwintergear as everyone walked by in shorts.

by Linvero October 11, 2018

Schwingle

A swinging single, usually over age 55 who frequents bars at ski resorts looking for free hors d'oeuvres and cheap drinks

The schwingles showed up at happy hour at the right time.

by Chicksonstickz November 28, 2021

Insta-Schwing

The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.

Dude I saw that picture of Zoe Deschanel and I got an insta-schwing in front of my entire family!

by SubculturalDude96 October 3, 2011

anthony schwind

A Giraffe 😂

Oi u see that Anthony Schwind he can reach the top

by MandoMan111 February 11, 2019

schminse

you can't describe this word...you just have to get schminst

Alex and Paul schimnse girls on the weekends after 2 hours of warming up.
On time this girl got schminst so hard she wasnt able to walk or talk for days.

by youknowthedeal November 19, 2004