Schluck

A term used to describe the action of a guy sucking/licking his own dick.

Person1: Can you schluck?

Person 2: Yeahh I can , I schluck after watching porn.

by Get2Kno February 1, 2010

Schlumpa

(noun) 1) a nasty ass skank weeve of a female. said female will fuck and suck anything in sight.
2)a word forever immortalized on an episode of the 5th Wheel.

Frank: "You see Carol with that fire extinguisher?"
Estelle: "Yeah, she's such a schlumpa"

"Youz a schlumpa"

by kobrands December 13, 2008

schlubbo

The poppytwt ship between JSchlatt and Tubbo (TubboLive)

“Oh yeah i ship Schlubbo, they’re just so cute together!”

by Schlaggot May 4, 2021

schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today for no apparent reason. What a schluffer.

by Mike Early May 12, 2006

Schlucke

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!
Mother: Shut up.

by BAHD April 17, 2007

Schlumble

A blindingly bright sunny day.

On a schlumble the sun is so bright it is often difficult to see when looking in the vague direction of the sun!

It's a schlumble!

by OliverRobin February 10, 2010

molly schlumped

When a nigga gets knocked out or fucked up. Can also be used to describe an unimaginable ass fucking.

Example 1: Yo did you just see my nigga Jameson get molly schlumped by Gio?

Example 2: Man Brandon, I just molly schlumped that bitch pretty hard.

by Gum-Gum January 14, 2019