Scrunch

Meaning something is gross or nasty

Yo dude that girl is scrunch af!

by ThatGuyNamedTitan November 17, 2014

scrunchie

1. A young, freshly shaved snatch
2. A good afternoon snack
3. Hopefully clean

Hey you sexy momma, show me your scrunchie.

I'd like to have a good clean scrunchie for lunch.

by status September 5, 2008

Staunch

When someone comes by you or from behind and goes "KSSSSSS!" or "TSSSSSSS" really loud and sharp.

The sound is hard to explain but is easy to do (make a 'k' sound immediately followed with a long (1 second) 's' sound). At the same time you have to sort of quickly lunge your face towards theirs so it scares them more adding to the sound.

Also to make it easier for you, pretend to be talking to someone that is relatively behind the person you are going to staunch so that you will be a tad closer to the staunchee so that they will have less reaction time (they will sometimes have time to see you begin the staunch and start to duck straight away).

If you obviously see them flinch or blink massively then you yell "STAAAUUNCHEEDD!!!" and laugh loud.

Chit : "blahblahblah tom blah-KSSSSSSSS!!"
Staunchee: *mad flinches or something*
Chit: "STAAUUNCHEEDD!!!"

by Sam from NSC February 17, 2009

Scrunchy

Whenever something is so good it makes your face scrunch. Often seen when you hear a good song, eat delicious food, see a sexy person, or are genuinely impressed with something.

Person #1: Did you hear that new Big K.R.I.T. song?
Person #2: Yeah, man that sh*t is scrunchy af!!!

by Aroddd October 3, 2017

Scruncher

Someone who scrunches their toilet paper up into a ball before they wipe after a number 2 (as oppose to folding / layering the toilet paper) - a questionable individual with low standards of how they conduct themselves in life.

e.g "ew fuck that guy, he seems like a scruncher"

by leelee06 June 2, 2018

scrunch

Noun: A real hot chick

Verb: to pick up a real hot chick

Noun- that girl is such a scrunch!

Verb: let's go scrunching

by djstatus June 7, 2009

scrunchie

The ring of poo around the base of ones cock after they get done having anal sex.

After Austin got done having hot anal love he relized he had a scrunchie.

by Spooky December 1, 2004