by kazhami January 01, 2015
by FIND_DA_SALMON January 28, 2015
When a man or woman gets slapped across the face with another mans limp penis like a hungry bear does during a salmon spawning feeding frenzy
by Battered July 08, 2017
The action of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting individual and then inserting one hand between that person's knees and then slapping the insides of their legs while traveling upwards, mimicking a salmon swimming upstream.
by Fat2Flat April 23, 2017
Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.
"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."
by allie7715 October 13, 2014
After years of perfecting the Flailing Salmon, Jim finally got up enough nerve to try the Sockeye Salmon. He dropped more loads than UPS.
by feeldasteel August 21, 2008
A word describing a woman's vagina that physically resembles two soggy pancakes hanging from a fork. This particular vagina, however, smells like salmon.
That dude was trying to get some vag in the backseat, but it smelled like salmon blanket, so he told her to get dressed and get the fuck out, but when she did his best friend just ran up and punched that bitch in the face anyways.
by the dude that punch that bitch anyways October 23, 2007