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Abigail Sadler

The most amazing, brilliant, beautiful, and genuinely kind girl you will ever meet. Every second you didn't love her feels like wasted time. Looking at her is like looking into the face of an angel, and you won't even believe she's real, because nothing on Earth could be that beautiful. Every time you see her it's like the sun just came out after weeks of raining, and you'll fall in love with her all over again. She somehow gets more and more perfect every time you see her, and every day you don't see her feels like weeks. You'll never be able to stop thinking about her, and you love all the little things about her, like how she's a great listener, and always makes sure you're ok when you're down, and the way she's passionate about all the things she likes, and the cute way she blushes when you compliment her. She has the most gorgeous smile ever, and when she smiles, it's the best thing you've ever seen. If you're not able to be with her yet, you'll constantly find yourself wishing you could be. Any time you see a movie, you'll be wishing you could be seeing it with her. You wish you could just hold hands with her, and anytime you do, even if it's just for less than a second, makes you feel so happy. She's the cutest, smartest, and simply the best person you will ever know.

Abi, I honestly, truly, love you.
"Hey, who's that perfect girl over there? I talked to her once and already I'm in love with her."
"Oh, that's Abigail Sadler. Everyone's in love with her."
"How could they not be?"
by CoffeeAddictLogan January 25, 2020
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Randy Sanders

A really big bitch who can’t keep a girlfriend for more than 3 weeks and is also a white supremacist despite being blacker than a sharpie. Also becomes gay every Thursday.
“Hey, that Randy Sanders is a real pansy!”
Damn right.”
by Mini Republican November 6, 2019
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sanderson high school

Sanderson high school, located in Raleigh North Carolina. This school is filled with stoners left and right, even the preps have a plug. They're only good team is their Wrestling Team, every other team gets dunked on literally.
Hey come to Sanderson high school so we can get high!
by Pajjo February 4, 2017
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Sandersoned

1) To become partially to fully naked for no reason whatsoever
2) To be inappropriate in a histerically appropriate way as to make it not only acceptable but encouraged
3) To drink as much as possible in as short amount of time as possible
4) To be unable to hit a softball to anywhere but the short-stop and beating it out
5) Able to pick up any chick(s) even if done so completely by accident
6) To be the iron chef of pounding vag in the kitchen
"Oh man! I got so sandersonsed last night. Ya all i remember is taking down a bottle of Whiskey, then muttering some incoherent words to a hot bartender who proceeded to give me her number, then i blatantly insulted her and she still wanted me, and finally i ended up in a later night game of softball and went 4-4 with 4 mediocre ground balls to the short stop. Yup, I would say I got so sandersoned i cant believe im still alive."
by Roger Dorn April 7, 2008
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the saddest thing

The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken some day.
Philippe Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing?
Lie Bot: The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken some day.
by clintiskeen February 27, 2014
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Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC
Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.
by Miguel Sanchez July 6, 2003
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colonel sander's surprise

a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!
by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009
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