the muddy rudder

Having your partner shit on your penis and then smacking them across the face repeatedly with it.

Sally and John did the muddy rudder last night.

by Nigger_lyncher_420 July 24, 2014

Right Full Rudder

The act of waiting until the last possible second before enacting a plan - barely averting a disaster - while operating under the assumption that it's necessary to wait until the last possible second in order to prevent other - and potentially worse - disasters.

4:50 PM
Alison: "Pat, we really need to make the call NOW to book the really expensive location for this stupid tv commercial shoot, or else the location is going to fall through and we won't have anywhere else to shoot."
Pat: "What's my drop dead deadline?"
Alison: (Heavy sigh) "5 PM."
Pat: "OK."

4:59 PM
Alison: "PAT!!!!"
Pat: "OK, let's book it. Right full rudder."
Alison: (Under breath) "Jesus f-ing christ."

by Little B Boy December 05, 2024

Jonny Rudder

That perverted redheaded guy at work that always wants to do the Dutch Rudder with you

Brenden keeps trying to get me to do the old Jonny Rudder with him, fucking perv!

by The Roc Nights March 28, 2019

Cunt rudder

The flappy lips on a woman fanny. Often elasticy and un pretty to look at.

The fanny lips also known as Cunt rudder

by Sandell J October 17, 2011

justin rudder

The last highlander

There can only be one Justin Rudder

by Jrudder December 20, 2016

Rummaging Rudder

When one shits too hard, it causes their whole ass to move

Q: BRUH, that Wendy’s 4 for $4 made me destroy your toilet

L: BRUH, you just had a Rummaging Rudder

by Rick’n’ Roll July 02, 2020

Dutch rudder stranger

The act of sitting on ur hand till it goes numb while putting ur hand on another mans dick while he moves ur arm in a circular motion

Hey tony u wanna try a Dutch rudder stranger

by Hghghgfgfgs January 17, 2021