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Chinese Roulette

Not for those who can't live dangerously. Eating a fortune cookie whole, fortune and all, thus causing your fortune to come true without knowing what it is, you are playing roulette with your fortune.
Co-Worker 1: Did you see what Jeff just did?
Co-Worker 2: No, what happened?
Co-Worker 1: He just played Chinese Roulette at our christmas party.
Co-Worker 2: Wow, that dude lives dangerously.
by sXeSokol December 17, 2010
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Pregnancy Roulette

The deadly game of loading the fallopian tubes with one's sperm before and/or after others will do the same. Takes a minimum of three players (at least one female), but there is no maximum amount of players so invite your friends. There are no winners in this game, just one loser. The loser must pay child support for 18 years. Rules enforced by federal law.
Ted: Lauren invited us all over for a game of pregnancy roulette last night. It only lasted about 30 minutes and I was pretty surprised her boyfriend was down to play and pretty surprised he called last.

Mike: Nice man, so who lost?

Ted: Dunno yet, we are all winners for the next 9 months.
by ConnMan2411 December 2, 2010
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Mexican roulette

A "birth control" method which is essentially unprotected sex primarily practiced within Latin American ethnicities and Catholic religious denominations. The rhythm method.
Person one: Why does Maria have so many kids?
Person two: Mexican Roulette!
by Jasper Smeed June 11, 2006
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Netflix Roulette

Selecting a movie from your Netflix queue at random, and watching it regardless of the result. This works best with the instant streaming feature on an XBox or PS3, where holding a button can shuffle past titles at a rapid rate, but is also possible on a home computer or even by mail.
A: I can't decide what to watch. Wanna go with Netflix Roulette?

B: Yeah, sure, I guess. Just hold the right trigger and see what it lands on--

A: Oh cool, something called Human Centipede. I wonder what it's about?

B: Let's find out!
by President Warren G. Harding April 18, 2011
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Dad Roulette

Dad Roulette is when a husband invites his friends to gangbang his wife, all giving her a creampie. To maximize randomness, a funnel is placed in the wifes vagina and all the friends, and the husband, fill it up at once.
"I'm finally pregnant, but I don't know the father because of the dad roulette we did" says the wife. "John had the largest load, so its probably John" replies the husband.
by MasterOfWang July 9, 2020
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Spunk roulette

Spunk roulette is played where you and 5 other friends all jizz into a cup and mix it into one sauce. You then proceed to roofie a girl and impregnate her with the mystery sludge. Each friend leaves dna evidence that they were at the scene and the loser will be announced in 9 months as a registered sex offender for the rest of their life after the police dna test the baby.
My friends and I played spunk roulette last year and now Thomas is a registered sex offender in the state of Alabama
by FreeSlobJobs March 19, 2021
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polite roulette

To offer assistance or to make a polite gesture in hopes of your assistance being declined.
I was playing polite roulette when I offered to help with the dishes.
by PaytonSwin October 22, 2019
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