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National Roast Sam Day

December 11th-

National roast Sam day. National roast Sam day occurs on the 11th of December where all the non Sam's get to roast Sam.
Example-

Person 1: fuck you Sam
Person 2:what???
Person 1: it's national roast Sam day you dolt
by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020
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google roast

a roast that looks like it was taken from google
can also be used for an roast thats been commonly used
Person 1: Did you know that Cuba was under Spanish rule?
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Did you literally use a google roast to insult me?
by yruhwiejsofkhiurkdsagf July 18, 2021
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Dutch Oven Pot Roast

When your teenage son leaves a huge above-waterline shit in the toilet and doesn't flush it because he knows it wont go down. Instead, he closes the door and leaves it for you to find.
Fucking Andrew left me a dutch oven pot roast before he left for school.
by Bibendum February 10, 2022
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Mississippi roast beef sandwich

When you fuck your cousin so hard her pussy falls out so you put some bread and mustard on it and eat her out.
Me: bro i ate a mississippi roast beef sandwich last night!

Friend: that sounds awesome, what is it?
Me: my cousin!
by bigboy992 March 29, 2021
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French Roast

The passing of gas whilst staving off an impending crap, thereby imparting it with the bold flavor and full-bodied aroma of a fresh-brewed crap. A 'near-shart' experience.
Cheeks clenched, he French Roasted and left my cubicle. It smelled as though he'd just shat in the wastebasket.
by Guano Valdez September 30, 2007
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roast

to make fun of, or riddicule another; to talk about somebody based on appearance, actions, or pesonalility
Look at those shoes Janie got on, dang she better not say anything to me or else I will roast her ass!

Helen roasted Uranka so bad, he almost made her cry.

J: Look at those two-toned shoes D got on
D: I kno u anit talking with that shirt. It streches so far that u dont even have to iron, EVER!!
Everybody: ROAST!!!!
by Morgan July 15, 2008
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Roast

What is yelled when someone just received an insult. Basically a burn, but more severe.
Did you see Jake in gym class, he tried to call Ben ugly, but he came back and roasted him.

OR
Jake: Ben your so ugly.
Ben: You sure about that bud, why don't you go look in the mirror.
by imakedawurdzondiswebzeit May 14, 2015
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