Rocky Roads

Rocky roads are streaks of poop.

There are so many rocky roads in my toilet!

by 69BigBen69 April 5, 2022

Pennsylvania Roadside Oyster

When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!

The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.

by AmberleeGray July 6, 2022

Lana rhoades

One of the best assholes ever seen

Damn Lana rhoades has one of the best asses I’ve ever seen

by Titty hickey August 21, 2022

Musical Roads

A road that makes sound by driving over them and because of grooves in the ground.

There are two Musical Roads in the United States.

by Lowfatbodywash November 6, 2022

Vic Roads

Roads that are a lot worse then they should be

Wow, these roads are like "Vic Roads"

by vic roads hater April 18, 2023

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023

All roads lead to you

When you try so hard to get rid of someone, but you always end up going back to them.

Person 1: "Why did you get back with me? Why not someone else?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I tried to get rid of you, but it seems like all roads lead to you."

by cruevhs February 16, 2024