( This definition does not pertain to actual homosexuals )
During anal intercourse with a female, you make her believe you are thinking of another man's anus.
During anal intercourse with a female, you make her believe you are thinking of another man's anus.
Me: Dude, i took that girl home last night and put it in her butt, then gave her a rectum reversal!
Friend: What did she do?
Me: She tried to hook me up with her gay brother.
Friend: What did she do?
Me: She tried to hook me up with her gay brother.
by fruitboot,lancealot,rymc,shado June 30, 2010
Get the Rectum Reversalmug. A jewish girl studying to become a rabbi, who while studying the Talmud likes getting fucked in the ass.....scrolls can be used to penetrate the asshole.
by Anonymous Rabbi December 6, 2006
Get the Rabbi rectummug. Large member of the male genitalia used in anal insertion, purferably in females.(or males if you like that..... I guess)
by Dixie Normous March 3, 2003
Get the Rectum Rocketmug. This is very simple people. Imagine a sauerbraten, but smelly and with the consistency of any of the following:
-Cheesecake
-Kit Kat bars
-a human finger
-etc (not too hard, not too soft)
Now picture this substance coming out of a homo-erectus' naughty spot (the bung cavity / choco-puddin' zone / rectum / sphinctrum-oreolis).
Finally, imagine this object smelling somewhat like a horse's baby-making-area. If one is unfamiliar with this scent, simply take a whiff after you go choco-potty (dropping the yong'uns off at le pool).
This, my friends, is Rectum Cake
-Cheesecake
-Kit Kat bars
-a human finger
-etc (not too hard, not too soft)
Now picture this substance coming out of a homo-erectus' naughty spot (the bung cavity / choco-puddin' zone / rectum / sphinctrum-oreolis).
Finally, imagine this object smelling somewhat like a horse's baby-making-area. If one is unfamiliar with this scent, simply take a whiff after you go choco-potty (dropping the yong'uns off at le pool).
This, my friends, is Rectum Cake
Jordan: 'Mitchell, what's that smell?'
Jesse: 'Yeah it stinks'
Nolan: 'Mitchell tell me you didn't just-'
Mitchell: 'Yep, I made Rectum Cake! Dig in!'
Nolan: Why did you ruin my carpet ?!?!
Michael the Happy Squirrel left the presence of Mitchell due to the spliffage of his Rectum Cake.
Jesse: 'Yeah it stinks'
Nolan: 'Mitchell tell me you didn't just-'
Mitchell: 'Yep, I made Rectum Cake! Dig in!'
Nolan: Why did you ruin my carpet ?!?!
Michael the Happy Squirrel left the presence of Mitchell due to the spliffage of his Rectum Cake.
by Big Tuna / Timmy the Flying Cat November 15, 2006
Get the Rectum Cakemug. A name given to a highschool teacher with zero personality, a receding hairline, and leather strap penis.
Mr. Shifflet was acting like Proffesor Rectum again, with his droning voice and dome shaped forehead.
by EvieZ December 27, 2008
Get the Proffesor Rectummug. some idiot who belongs to this site, and thinks he is a smart ass who can just make fun of people with ADD and ADHD, and call them retards.
The rectum ripper is acctually a retard himself.
by hahaha July 20, 2006
Get the the rectum rippermug. by little_person January 27, 2004
Get the rectum headmug.