Vi-Rection

Female Woody, otherwise known as an erection in male terms. Occurs when a female sees a super hot guy. Short for Vagina Erection.

"He was so hot, I instantly got a Vi-Rection" .... "Girl, did you see him, I better hide this Vi-Rection"

by thinkslikeadude April 30, 2016

Penial Rection

When the skull of a panda is completely terminated by Matrix Jesus.

Wood chips

Zookeeper 1: “Yo, that was a big fat penial rection”
Zookeeper 2: “yes it was bob, yes it was.”

by Patrik fartsex November 30, 2020

Octeo-rectilitus

When the nerve endings of your eyes attach to the nerve endings of your ass, and you get a shitty outlook on life.

After John had a meeting with his boss, he had a bad case of octeo-rectilitus.

by _shaquille.oatmeal_ July 5, 2021

die-rection

the act of being erect while dead; dying during sex

sadly mark passed away last week and he got a die-rection

by harold g. July 21, 2022

Mark Indelicato Will Not Send And Recieve Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles's Goddamn Motherfucking Physique

Mark Indelicato Will Not Send And Recieve Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles's Goddamn Motherfucking Physique

Mark Indelicato Will Not Send And Recieve Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles's Goddamn Motherfucking Physique

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025