The act of placing a plain glazed doughnut around a man's penis and then performing fellatio on said man, you may or may not eat the doughnut in process.

She's getting a little chunky, she should lay off the whitewater rafting.

whitewater rafting by Margaret the Deviant June 14, 2011

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bear rating system

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.

"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"

bear rating system by swiffer October 16, 2007

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1-10 Female Rating Scale)

The scale of how you rate a female. Being usually one as just, ew... And ten as holy shit I want to fuck her

Douchebag John: I go by the 1-10 Female Rating Scale) and Kim get a 69 cus damn dat ass doe

1-10 Female Rating Scale) by A$$Hole with no swag. September 6, 2016

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gangsta rating

a rating that goes up each time you do something gangsta

person 1: "imma beat your ass"
person 2: "dawg your gangsta rating just went up boiiiii"

gangsta rating by gangstagangsta092 July 21, 2007

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