bitch to nigga ratio

The proportion of females to males at a party. If the ratio is not at least 3/2, you are not getting your dick wet.

Guy: Yo what was the bitch to nigga ratio at that party last night?
Other Guy: Bruh it was like 15 bitches to a nigga!

by ole person man May 25, 2016

raticl

a greasy kid who swatted his ex because she didnt like his fat ass. he also dated a pillow😻
L Bozo

raticl is harmless and cringe

by uvpz June 26, 2021

Wal-Mart ratio

A national census of people who shop only at discount stores (not just Wal mart). Commonly found in the rural south.

I love my grandmother, i really do, but shes part of the Wal Mart ratio. You can tell by that linted, faded sweater i got from her last christmas

by Grant July 18, 2003

Initiatory Text Ratio

When a texter sends the first text, usually along the lines of "Hey what's up?? :)", this is known as the initiatory text. Through comparing the average number of initiatory texts sent by two participants to each other, an initiatory text ratio can be determined. The ITR is a clear indicator of who is the more interested of the two. If for every five initiatory texts you send, there is usually one in return, the ITR is 5:1 in the textee's favor, and you're just not in good shape. Ideally a 1:1 ratio is reached, but only in the most compatible of relationships. The ITR is on the same level of dependability as the theory of gravity itself.

"Dude, how are things going with Amanda???"

"Not good, the Initiatory Text Ratio is around 15:1, i might as well give up now,"

"I don't blame ya bro, the ITR never fails."

by matt160 January 28, 2009

hole to pole ratio

Slang for the ratio of women to men at any gathering.

Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1.

by ianzo6 May 28, 2006

Ratio Fodder

Girls who you are friends with and involve in your social activities, but mainly because they are girls, and moreso for superficial than real redeeming qualities. Often called upon to help achieve a 1:1 male-female ratio. Can also be used in reverse, to describe males, although that is less common.

Example 1:
"Want to see if Liz and her friends are interested in going downtown tonight?"
"Nah we have 5 girls already, we don't need any ratio fodder"

Example 2:
"She's kind of boring but she's hot so she makes good ratio fodder"

by slm12345 November 21, 2013

douchebag ratio

Ratio of douchebags to non-douchebags at a given public place. Most applicable to bars, clubs, gyms, parties.

I used to work out at 24 hr fitness, but the douchebag ratio was too high, so I switched to Gold's

by randchap November 22, 2010