Quarp

A person who's oblivious and just all in all annoying.

His mother asked if he had lost his tooth and he said, "No, it's in my pocket!" She responded with, "Shut the fuck up you stupid mother fucking Quarp, that's not what I asked" Then she took off running around and screeching like a Banshee.

by Via Obsessed December 7, 2020

biscuit quepher

a sound from under the breakfast table.

what is that biscuit quepher im smelling??

by Paul Cottrell February 4, 2009

quertyfuck

the spamming of a computer whilst the user is away from there desk. the word "quertfuck" is tiped several times and left on the computer screen awaiting the return of its user.

"john has left the room again! we need to quertyfuck him good!"

"he didnt even notice we quertfucked him untill he handed in his essay."

by secrecy is everything February 16, 2009

quern

word used instead of very. mainly in Wicklow, a town part of Ireland.

She is looking quern deadly
I was quern tired.

by Dave Mustaine 987 January 7, 2006

Queeps

Doing an awesome dodge and running from somebody at top speed.

I was playing tag and I was in a tree. Somebody comes up the tree and I jump over them, fall on my stomach and do the worm away from them, stand up and run at full speed. I had just Queepsed them.

by Zackadrack February 25, 2014

querb

someone who is an idiot and a screw-up. usually a negative term.

-"omg he totally stood me up last night!"

-"wow what a fucking querb!"

by B.zee October 17, 2008

Querking

Quirking isn't just a dance, it's a way of life. You gotta quirk when you wake up to the time you go to sleep. You find yourself a nice pole and you awkwardly shift your butt up and down, arms outstretched, and knees apart.

Querking so hard mother fuckers wanna find me.

by Querking4Life August 20, 2013