Pussy Puck

a knob

your a pure pussy puck!

by Foggo May 09, 2003

Puck Chaser

One who chases pucks as an occupation and is interested in male hockey players. A puck chaser usually is infatuated by flickers although she may stand behind her man's hair by defending him under the false pretense of flowing. Either way, a puck chaser is one of the boys, but just under those bulky shoulder pads and itchy polyester jersey there is a semi-attractive and lovable young lady waiting for her prince pucker<3

Puck chaser: OMG!!! you play hockey?!
Hockey player: Uhmm yeah... and i wear peacoats
Puck chaser: Is that hair gel i see flowing your hair back?
Hockey player: It's obviously flicking and NOT flowing!
Puck chaser: You are SO hot!! <3

by FoxyLady February 07, 2012

Pup Puck

When you are taking a poop and you up chuck at the same time between your legs.

Mary was taking a poop when she pup pucked on top of her poop.

by Bakes Man May 04, 2009

Woofgang-Puck

A word to describe a nasty bitch.

(Looking at a girl)
"Ew woofgang-puck"

by Wize Daddy July 10, 2006

puck weed

Cannabis that has, at some point, been stored in a freezer.

Al : Hey, what's kickin' man?
Bill : Not much, just got some puck weed.
Al : Rough... Come by, I got some skunk!

by fortrouge June 20, 2009

sour puck

A bitter beer face or a word to say for lack of another word.

Don't be a sour puck when you take a shot of patron.

by iMakeUpWords May 03, 2009

puck bunny

a teen who is oddly attracted to hockey girls and honestly obsesses over them in every way possible

“she really is a puck bunny. she went after the whole team.”

by fuckymeeeeee December 17, 2019