Cat Clause By Proxy

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.

For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.

"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"

"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"

by Guulagg October 6, 2024

Agunahausen-by-Proxy

Agunahausen-by-Proxy, also referred to as Factitious Agunahood Imposed Knavishly on Another (FAIKA), is a mental health disorder in which a mother presents her daughter as an "Agunah" to her friends, family and community. The behaviour is generally motivated by a mother-in-law seeking to vilify her son-in-law, elicit sympathy and attention and to generate revenue through crownfunding and community charities

I was redt to a girl who seemed nice, but I did some research and found out her mother has Agunahausen-by-Proxy, and I'm not getting into a shvigger matzav like that

by urbanpromos January 1, 2025

Pain Proxy

I became the spouse's pain proxy, their unhealed stuff landed on me

I never agreed to be your pain proxy

by SSAsystemicscapegoatabuseowner August 6, 2025

Proxy-sex

When an individual sends another person or device to perform sexual actions to the respective partner. During the intercourse the individual sends commands to the person or device to which said person/device performs.

"hey dude I had some proxy-sex"
"you mean e-sex?"
"No dude, proxy-sex"

by Fascist_Gandi August 13, 2025

butt-hurt-by-proxy

A viewpoint by a liberal voicing her concern on behalf of a supposed marginalized or demonized minority group.

The young, white, liberal woman was butt-hurt-by-proxy and screamed in outrage over the presumed racism when the cops arrested the felonious black man.

by Wasted Ute September 1, 2025

patriot by proxy

people who rep their supposed "home country" despite having only lived in a nation foreign to said country.

In spite of living in Canada his entire life, rapper Tom MacDonald is known for his MAGA-themed and American patriotic songs, and he may be considered a patriot by proxy because of this.

by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025

Proxies

The is only 1 Hym and there is only ever going to be 1 Hym.

Hym "Proxies are not allowed to make decisions on my behalf. I have no proxies. There is only one of me. Even if you were to prop up a proxy and have him invalidate the deal, it just doesn't apply. It's still there though. Imposters are not allowed. Douglas Murray is aware of this so he will tell you, the is a superordinacy statute and as SIMULACRUM clause that states 'Any contract or deal that copies or resembles or intended to copy mine is null-and-void on insemination as my contract is superordinate.' I though of it first. Noone else will be able to do what I have done here. It isn't allowed because they are ALSO a signatory of MY contract and MY contract is SUPERORDINATE. This in no why contradicts your God's contract and is peripheral to God's contract. Which I have no choice but to abide. I am rendered here. It gets to kill me once. What happened after I die is dictated by God at the time of my death. YOU do not because it would violate the bodily harm clause. I'm doing God's deals. No proxies. No stand ins. No direct subordinates. Anyone claiming to act in accordance with my will is not doing the (exactly) one thing they need to do here."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2025