puppy pounder

basically a dog fucker, just in nicer terms.

that guy never does anything at work....what a puppy pounder.

by vitamin_thc February 20, 2009

Face Pounds

When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.

This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.

also written as "face lbs"

Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.

Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.

by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010

titty pound

Another word for one getting titty fucked

Damn did you know Claire got titty pounded last night?

by Jay Zilla February 13, 2014

Lemon Pound Caked

The act of cops entering homes and stealing the residents possessions.

The cops busted my door down then lemon pound caked me in broad daylight

by Alicatz March 27, 2023

Tally wacker pounding

when you are British and you bring your girl over to fuck

Yo bro I heard Lauren went over to your house last night
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

pound of flesh

persistent and/or unreasonable demands, largely made through misguided feelings of entitlement.

"It will be inevitable that the children will each want their pound of flesh during the holidays, so in order for us to make this vacation feasible, we will have to stand firm to our budget."

by TheMocker October 12, 2011

The pounder

Yet another, slightly milder version of internet trickery (See: Meatspin, tubgirl, goatse and lemonparty) where a repeated clip is shown of a man lightly tapping his penis with a hammer.

Awww fuck. the pounder.com!

by Some bro September 4, 2006