Professional Wrestler

Percieved as "gay" or "fags" by most mouth breathing 'tough guys'. Actually they are single handedly most talented/ badass people on earth. Unless it's Ultimate Warrior. Fuck that guy.

The professional wrestler shit kicked his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend, finishing him off with a diving elbow alà Randy Savage style.

by MeatYogurt March 27, 2015

Professional Jew

Someone working within Jewish leadership, either at a Synagogue or Jewish Agency/Organization. One does not have to be Jewish to be a professional Jew.

My job as Cultural Arts director at the Jewish Community Center, makes me a professional Jew.

by Marty the Goy May 10, 2006

Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.

Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!

by Steaver370 September 21, 2004

professional cleavage

When a woman subtly displays or draws attention to her cleavage in order to benefit in a professional setting.

She totally used professional cleavage to pass that presentation!

by wolfpack16 March 30, 2011

professional scamma

A person who commits fraud or participates in a dishonest scheme.

Professional scammas Ian and Simon can purchase anything on Saks 5th with a $250 credit.

by Ricky Marez February 20, 2020

YouTube Professional

This refers to a person, typically a middle school or high school kid, who is so completely jaded from watching the most extreme sports stunts and best tricks of pro riders - on YouTube all the time ( e.g. bmx, skateboarding, scooters that he walks around in his daily life thinking everybody who can’t do all those tricks suck. The “YouTube Pro” is often at the skatepark mocking people about how bad they are, saying things like: “He can’t even do a back flip” .....when the sad truth is- the YouTube Pro can’t do ANY tricks at all, and rarely does he even try to. He has just become delusional of his own reality and thinks he is on a higher pro level now because of all those videos he has watched.

Jerry is at the skatepark and sees somebody trying to learn 360’s . Jerry starts talking about how doing quad backflip 360s is the new normal and proceeds to laughs at that person “just trying 3s” .... Jerry sure has become a YouTube Professional now

by SirWonky May 1, 2018

professional masturbator

That good good masterbating

U like cheese professional masturbator

by That good good cheese March 29, 2021