Procrastination shits

The spontaneous urge to defecate when faced with a tedious task. ie. homework, cleaning, studying, etc.

*Compass homework due at 11:59*
11:24: Fuck, I gotta shit again
Roommate: Must be the procrastination shits

by Tsecation February 4, 2019

Procrastinationophobia

The fear of- you know what? i'll tell you later

Procrastinationophobia is- gotta go, can't tell you now

by DarkMuffin666 July 27, 2020

mutual procrastination

wasting time with others. The dirtiest term for hanging out.

I like to fanticize about mutual procrastination, you know getting some friends together sitting in a circle and watching tv for two hours instead of homework, yeah thats the stuff.

by Redhawk23 February 22, 2011

The Three Laws of Procrastination

1. There is always 'later'.

2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.

3.

You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*

by TypewriterMonkey May 2, 2015

Poocrastination

The act of going for a poo in order to avoid performing a task.

"I really had quite a lot of work to do today; probably shouldn't have spent so long poocrastinating and just got it done. Poocrastination is going to get me fired."

by Coatsey August 27, 2013

procrastinator

One who, when advised that today is the first day of the rest of his life, replies, no, that's tomorrow.

Apparently procrastinator has to be in this sentence or this submission won't go through.

by Scott Semans November 6, 2006

Procrastibator

Procrastibator comes from the words procrastinator and masterbate and means to procrastinate by masterbating. Usually, this is one of the most common and more enjoyable forms of procrastination, but can also be incredibly dangerous to the work "at hand."

Jeff: Make sure you write tonight... and don't jack off or watch TV.
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?

by [tosser] October 14, 2008