forced procrastination

When one must put off long-range assignments in order to do the homework that is due the next day in order to get any sleep at all.

The reason my research paper is a load of crap is because of forced procrastination: I had so much busywork I couldn't even breathe.

by W.T.Q. January 31, 2010

Siren of Procrastination

A fair maiden who draws you away from what you should be doing

i was late due to the siren of procrastination

by JhoJho November 4, 2019

Poocrapstinate

When doing something boring and an urge too take a wicked deuce steps in to save the day. A smart person can take advantage of natures food flow and Poocrapstinate, taking as much time to shit as possible.

1) "man, fuck this noise...im going to go poocrapstinate for a while"

by Gnarly Gnight August 30, 2009

Facebook Procrastinating

when you have some important paper, homework,event, or something else important to do but in stead you go on facebook posting about what you have to do and or start chatting with other people for hours

John: hey did you finish your term paper?

Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night

by Jason1228 September 30, 2010

Procrastinate

When you put off something until you cannot put it off any longer, or keep figuring out excuses not to do something.

I procrastinate a lot when it is time to do my homework.

by Avilla March 7, 2008

precrastinate

Precrastinate
(verb) : Developing a deliberate plan to avoid making a decision or action

Sam told Ellen that it is easy to precrastinate, simply clain to need information from others and send them off on impossible tasks.

credit: from MerriamWebster.com

by rezendes April 21, 2008

Procrastination

the art of setting something aside so we can finish it all off in one go :P

Procrastination is the way!

by peace143 February 7, 2010