The act of masturbating, while procrasternating.
Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater
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(Verb)
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.
"John, you're procrastihating on your history essay again."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."
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I spent 4 hours watching Youtube videos. It started out with lectures and I ended up watching interviews with psychopaths. Its too easy to slip into the Procrastinatrix these days.
by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018
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you have procrastinated so long in your life that you don't even know what it means to improve, procrastination is ruining your life.
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The reason my research paper is a load of crap is because of forced procrastination: I had so much busywork I couldn't even breathe.
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