Universal Problem Solver

A slap on the ass.

Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.

by Entr' Acte December 18, 2009

No Problem Bar

That quant little joint just outside of Point with drinks and food and entertaintment too. Bring your friends and family to little Custer for good laughs and great times too.

We're going to No Problem Bar in Custer, WI. I hear it's a friggin' blast!

by Zoinks80 March 7, 2010

turkey problem

Anecdote popularized (and maybe invented) by the author and former economics professor Nassim Nicholas Taleb that shows the risk in rare but harmful events. - so called "black swans".
It goes as follows:

"A Turkey is fed for 1.000 days by a butcher. Every day confirms to the turkey (and the turkey's economics department, and it's risk management department and it's analytics department ...) that in fact the butcher loves turkeys. Every day brings more confidence to the statement. Until one day the Turkey is ripe for Thanks Giving."

Definition of "Turkey Problem": A series of events or actions enticing an unsuspecting party (Turkey; usually used to symbolize people or corporations) to be misled about the amount of risk / potential harm entailed in a transaction.

by GruntPa June 13, 2019

pickle problem

when people do not like pickles. it is not a personal problem, it is a pickle problem. like what is wrong with you!

joe: “i hate pickles!”
kyle: “sounds like a pickle problem to me tbh joe”
joe: “well kyle, fuck you”

kyle: “again a pickle problem.”

by 🍆🤮🤤 April 23, 2021

Lelo-Problem

It’s the problem you have when everything you think is linked to something fucked up.

He likes kids a little too much. He has such a Lelo-Problem

by leftoversandwich March 8, 2022

nothing problem

A nothing problem is an issue that is in fact, not an issue.

Person 1: YO I just got 3k downvotes on reddit, I'm so angry, I'm gonna cry!
Person 2: Bro that's a nothing problem, you haven't paid your rent in a month, better worry about that dumbass!

by drahnoel May 17, 2023

BPB (Back Problem Boobs)

Boobs that are so large that they cause back problems.

Yo man, that girl is stacked. She's got a mad case of BPB (Back Problem Boobs).

by boob enthusiast February 11, 2010