pretzel

i.Dubya boy's worst nightmare and what will hopefully be his maker some other day.
ii. One of the countless demonstrations of
dubya's cluelessness.

i.(sreaming in his sleep) Please, no! Please, not the pretzel, nooo! (Wakes up)
Almost got me that time.
ii. Do you really need an example for that?

by I won't give my name to a machine! April 1, 2005

mud pretzel

a penis covered with fecal after having anal sex

damn, the other day i got a mud pretzel after having anal sex

by arfifteen May 20, 2010

Salty Pretzel

When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.

Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.

by A wholesome worker September 16, 2019

preterist

n. A collector of cold nests.

Earlier meanings include 'a person more interested in the past than present or future.'
Here it applies specifically to those nostalgic and obsessed over past shags. Compare the phrase 'A night on the nest' for a one-night-stand!

Jim's a real, boring preterist, always boasting about his past conquests. Keeps a little black book, I'm told.

by scousestan April 9, 2009

preternaturalist

One who believes there is no supernatural, merely the preternatural.

In other words, someone who believes that for any phenomena that appear supernatural (ie: miracles), there exists a yet unknown, rational explanation that is simply beyond the scope of current knowledge.

Christian circa 1st century C.E.: Rainbows are a miracle from God and His promise to not flood the Earth again.

Preternaturalist circa 1st century C.E.: I don't know how rainbows are formed, but I believe there is a rational explanation for their existence.

Sir Isaac Newton circa late 17th century C.E.: Rainbows occur due the refraction of light. Check this sweet ass rainbow I just made with a prism.

by ericimo April 22, 2011

pretzels and tootsie rolls

If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.

Hey sweet thing do you wanna have some pretzels and tootsie rolls tonight?

by Fuckmedadi69 January 18, 2017

Pretzel Theory

Developed in response to Fish Hook Theory. An incoherent idea that suggests that the far left, the centre, and the far right are not as far removed from each other as originally thought and that in reality the radical centre's need for balance ends up legitimizing/facilitating the far right or far left.

See also, Fish Hook Theory and Horseshoe Theory

Pretzel Theory is delicious.

by LozzaMov December 8, 2017