postern

an entrance that no one really knows about, an un recognised entrance

The cops came in the front so we cheesed it out the postern.

by Jon Provance December 6, 2006

Poster Cock

When you have a poster of a really hot guy on your wall and you're caressing him as if he was a real person, but in reality it's just a poster!

Darlene: "I love this David Beckham poster. I'd tap that. (stroking the poster)"

Suzanne: "Wow, you're really loving that poster cock."

by lastxmas January 19, 2009

postperation

The events following the event that is prepared for.

I was too tired to clean up the party postperation.

by photogkid March 31, 2009

Posterior Motive

Posterior meaning buttocks, the phrase is derived from the phrase "ulterior motives". The phrase refers to a male being phony twords the opposite sex with the intentions of sexual Intercourse.

Seeing a male explaining any of the following to a female could be seen as having Posterior Motives: "I'm different than the other guys", "I love poetry!", "I think you look great with no makeup" "I think you are so unique" ect ect.

by LilBobbySaget September 6, 2013

Postest

When some protests something using posts.

On Facebook people postested me for being a troll.

by SRJ DOOM May 2, 2014

pontless

(adjective)
Derived from "pont/ponts"

Mediocre, bad, unworthy, pointless, meaningless, bereft of any ponts, lacking value, uninteresting, etc.
The opposite of "pontful"

My life has been really pontless since I lost my job
This cellphone is still working, but it's cheap and pontless
Amazon is a serious organization, but their way of treating employees is totally pontless

by Macho Linguist June 30, 2021

last poster

that annoying person who ALWAYS has to be last person to comment on things on facebook.......even if it doesn't make sense or makes the conversation go on forever.

Post:HAHAHAHAHA!! this put me in a great mood. i can't believe you found it. omg he's such a last texter...hahahahahahaha!!

Comments:
Liz: wonder if there's a word for that annoying person who has to be last person to comment on things on facebook...
Jason: possibly last poster?
Liz: possibly.
Jessica: I'm going to make the word!!!
Jason: jessica your'e such a last poster!!
Liz: hahaha. oh no, no its me!
Jason: fine liz i guess you are!
Jessica: Guys I made the word!!!

by Chief99 November 11, 2009