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Porridge Metal

Porridge Metal - Metal Musik whos drumS are too quite, guitar has no aksEnts, trak looks longEr than it aktually is, & tEmpo is alwaYs changing its “Porridge”

1st used by Kristina Rybalchenko aka Kriss Drummer on 2023_December_16 Saturday during Live Twitch Stream. Time Stamp 3:35:00 15:35:00 CT / 21:35:00 UTC

People Present:
TJ
JDM Guitars
Habs
Fansy Krutch
tooutdamn
theMekanik
Etc.
Example #1
Motorhead the band has a song kalled "Overkill" it is the epitome of Porridge Metal Musik

Example #2
Motorhead - Overkill is total porridge
by theMekanik December 16, 2023
mugGet the Porridge Metalmug.

Chutney porridge

Salty indian sauce that you can dip your dossa or toes inside
Bro i love dipping my toes in chutney porridge
by Figusmethat April 12, 2023
mugGet the Chutney porridgemug.

Evil Porridge

Evil porridge refers to the most evil thing in existence. (This means the complete opposite of good) and basically hell.
"That party sucked it literally evil porridge"
by TheCrookedMan76 March 3, 2025
mugGet the Evil Porridgemug.

Porridge Metal

Term Used to Deskribe Musik That Has No Guitar Aksents, Drum Volume is to Low, Tempo Changes Frequently. Use by Kriss Drummer to Define the Trakk from Motörhead - Overkill During Live Twitch Stream.
Motörhead - Overkill is Porridge Metal
by theMekanik December 19, 2023
mugGet the Porridge Metalmug.

Creamy Porridge

When you get fucked so hard in the pussy that chunky white lumps of cum ex cremates from the vagina
"fuck you darling you made my cunt into a creamy porridge"
by fuckmetillibleed March 2, 2017
mugGet the Creamy Porridgemug.

communist porridge

Pressing the penis' tip firmly to your girlfriend's anus hole, unbeknownst to her while she's sleeping; slowly milking out a hot load of semen and ejaculating the whole shot directly into her butt without waking her up.
After me and Wendy had had a few drinks and some sex, she decided to stay the night over, so while she was sleeping I cuddled up tightly to her backdoor and fed her some communist porridge.
by Typewriter '79 February 7, 2022
mugGet the communist porridgemug.

People porridge

Spunk, sperm, spooge, jizz, cum, ejaculate.
Along the same lines of baby gravy.
"Hey baby girl, come gulp down some people porridge"
by janotto1210 April 1, 2020
mugGet the People porridgemug.

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